Things only boxer dog owners say? And GO!
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How come your farts stink so bad? LOL
OMG I know eh!!!
I’ve got two boxers that fart like it’s nothing.
Let’s get that slob off your mouth … No don’t shake
How can a stink so bad come out of such a sweet dog
Wiggle butt
No no no no ok fine you can have it
He has the Zoomies
Can you please share MY bed?
Get off of my lap, you weigh 75 lbs.
Ok ok ok. Shut the F up
What’s that in your mouth?
Ok, you can take over the bed. Mamma don’t mind
Where does all that drool come from???
Get your butt off me!
That’s his seat!
Get off meeee!
Wait wait wait I said wait!
Why are you so hyper all the time
Spit that out!
Kidney bean!!!
Enough Kisses already!!!!
Get down I’m trying to make the bed…I’m not playing!
You can’t be comfortable like that
What are you gonna tear up tonight?
Stop punching people
Who is my best wiggle butt??
Was that you, that smells awful!
Stop drooling on me, please!
You are not the boss, I am!
Stop that!
Give it to me!
What do you want?
Your breath stinks dude
Bubba baby boxer stop stepping on my toes!
Stop licking the floor, base boards, walls, and everything else in sight!
How can you be so smart, so dumb, so cute, and so stinky at the same time?
Don’t sit on your brother/sister.?
Wiggle butt & you’re really not a lapdog but I love you so you can be?
Stop whining.
There’s no way you’re still hungry. You just ate your food! Quit begging
Come here and let me get your eye boogers.
Don’t argue with me!
“She did it….wasn’t me -I swear”…..(toot toot)
Smoosh face!
Your not a bird, get off my shoulder. LOL
“Criss-Cross Applesauce”
love that Smushy face!
Stop that, drop that, that was a sweet hug, don’t box me, move over – you can’t have all the bed, good 360 now calm down, AND you do know you’re too big to be a lap dog, right – they both curl up in our laps!
Boy, stop jumping on them. Get out there lap!
You wanna go “bye bye”
You wanna a treat
Don’t knock me down!
Mommy Loves you!
Y’all be good I’ll be back shortly.
You are lucky you are cute ?
Stop biting my feet!
pls, don’t drool on my new coat. Pls, don’t drool on my dress. Pls, don’t drool on me. NOOOOOOO don’t shake your drool all over the tv!!!!
get out of the chicken coop… stop stealing eggs!!
(he literally softly carries them to the porch cracks them eats the egg then eats the shell separately … lots of protein and calcium i guess…
Kidney bean… (what’s that mean???) Answer>>> “the shape boxers make when you come home from work?”.
Make your mind up, in or out!!!!!!!!
Please stop sitting on your brothers head ??♀️
Stop farting!
Squishy face!
Seriously? Do you have to sit on my head? (while still on the bed)
There’s not enough room for you up here. ( as my boy forced himself to make room).
Why do you lick everything!?!?
How the heck did you get in there!
I got your nubby!
*hears fart*
*Asks spouse* was that you or the girls (dogs)?
would you stop licking EVERYTHING!
Zoomies!
don’t talk back…
what’s in your mouth…
what happened to your bed…
please move over…
I call her booty girl!!!
The cat doesn’t want to be your friend!
Stop petting me. I’m not your pet!
“ Sorry, I swear he’s not fighting. He just likes to box “
Move over, I need my blanket..lol
Let’s go for a walkie! You Mama’s baby?
Come on move over, we have to get in bed too!
How about this… quit licking your brother’s butt.. quick licking his wiener.. who’s my wiggle man.. he’s so happy he’s bending in half… I can go on.
Wiggle butt,
Are you making gumbo again?
Don’t sit on the guests!
Awe thank you for the stinky kisses
Zoomies
Vinny Vinny Bo Binny Banana
It may be your bed, but it’s my pillow!!!!
Mong dog lol
Do you want to box? ? ok, come on Lei Lei! ?
I always play boxing with her when she starts boxing me. ?
Don’t sit on your brother’s head!
Do you ever run out of energy? & Wiggle butts!!!
Don’t eat my rose bushes
You are not a lap dog
Come back here with that Kleenex !!!
Don’t talk back lol
Stop punching my face and how do you sleep like that… how is that comfortable!
You are the best cuddler when I am sad.
Stop bringing trees into the house ??♀️
Let me get the bubbles..crap too late …
What the F.. did you destroy..?!??
Why are you crazy lol
What the hell were you thinking?
Don’t eat that
“STOP MOVING!”
Kidney Bean
Be a good boy will be right back!
Wanna go in a car?
Wipe his jaws! Hurry before he slimes you!! Hurry! Oh no he got you!
If you a-gonna somewhere I’m a-going with ya!!!!
What? Don’t you talk to me like that!
Hi boxer pup
Let me take off you’re collar- Now you’re naked!
Can you get off my foot, please!
Don’t sit on your brother!
Don’t lick the couch!! Why do you feel it necessary to sit ON me when there is so much room around me??
It’s a boxer thing
That is not your bed! ?Ok, move over!
That was my dinner, not yours!
Stop kicking me!
Come here and let me fix your ears
Don’t talk back
Stop farting!!!!!!
No no no …wait…. (Runs to the couch) nooooo…that’s my spot!!!!! Scoot your big ol’ self over!!!
Why do you have selective hearing are you listening to me!
You could have a squishy face I’m going to bite those lips! You got it Wiki but. Who the baby!
I’ve just cleaned that wall.
You can whine as much as you like…its all gone! Empty plate honest!
Why do you have to de fluff everything!
Let me wipe your face before you shake the gobs of food and water off it.
Bring my bra back here!
Why do you look so guilty?
Get your lips off me
No no no no no! I said No!
Let me clean your eyes.
Here he comes, a quick jump in bed claim your space!
That rock is too big for you to carry, drop it!
Seriously Cleo & Layla what have you destroyed now ???
“No personal boundaries again I see”
“Wiggle bum”
“Rabbit nose”
Omg you are snoring ? so loud ?
Get off me
Get down
Lay down
Omg you fart stink
Who’s a lovely baby boy
Mummy’s boy.
She farted again!
Slobber everywhere!
Oh I love your kisses, you looking for a belly rub, I’ll be right back… you be a good girl!
Wriggle butt
Get outta my SPOT!
These are all awesome! But I gotta stop reading them my eyes are watering from laughing so hard. Great job everyone! I have definitely used 90% of them!
Can’t you lick your lips?
Stop looking at me I’m eating I’ll give u some it’s mine.
Boxer butt
Your tail is a weapon!!!
You’re a beast!
Drop it
I’m glad you don’t have a tail
What do youhave in your mouth…
Stop that
Drop it
Stay down
Depending on the boxer the list could be endless lol
But the ultimate saying for a boxer owner is….
I NEVER LOVED A DOG SO MUCH..
I JUST CANT SEE OTHER BREEDS.
What are you eating!!!!
Stop licking the wall!?
You are not the boss
How much slobbering can u actually do!
Why are you licking the house … you know you have water inside in your bowl…
No more apples.. give me that back…
That isn’t yours .. bark .. no it isn’t it’s mine
What’s the deal. It’s not time yet!!! Always wanting something!!! Love my Dory.
Wiggle butt
Ur such a tart with ur boobies on show
You’re not a lap dog
Face your butt the other way!!!
Who farted?
Go run it off.
Whatcha got
I have been slimmed!
Nub nub nub nub…
No!!!! Don’t shake your head!!! ::::: slobber flies everywhere::::
That’s a happy nub. Are you mommas “U” shaped boy? Lol
No, you CANNOT drink my bath water
There is nothing out there stop barking!!
ears back Princess Leia look makes you simply melt
“Your teeth are so pretty.”
He’s just a baby! Really he a baby!
Does she know she’s a dog and not a human!?
No punching me in the balls
I’m not arguing with you, stop talking back
“Leave the toilet paper alone”!
Parkour!
My husband asks the girls(dogs), are ya’ll ready to go to tractor supply? They both go straight to where their harnesses are kept. All 3 come back wearing smiles. Lol
Sorry, I got a Lil off track.
Fix your ears.
Don’t huff at me.
Why must you use my slippers for pillows? Now they have hair all over them.
Stop wiping your face on everything!
Stop licking that!
What do you want? Outside? Cookie?
Ouch, my feet!!!! I just made that bed!!!! I’m trying to cook, clean, laundry, etc… I don’t have time to play right now! Oh ok., .maybe just for a few minutes!
Get that tongue back in your mouth, lol Shenzi!
Stop sitting on your sister/brother!
Why? Just why?
These responses are all spot on! ?
How have you more eye snot already!
Quit sitting on your sister!
Stop barking.
Listen y’all, I recently took on a Frenchie that my friend didn’t have time for. My boxers are angels and saints and I’ll never complain about them again!
Don’t u talk back to me!
Oh my god, can I not have a wee/poo/shower in peace??
Move over it’s my chair!
get down…full stop..lol
Let me pee by myself!
Was that your ass
Yes , that’s my goofball…
How did you end up there??? Lmao
Stop back talking!
Stop squeaking daddy is asleep
“He’s really calm when it’s just us two”
Excuse me… I sit in the front seat, NOT you!
I have boxer glitter all over my house!
Zoomies, sitting on everyone & thing, stop talking back, look at that flipped lip lol.
I love you Wiggles!
My head is not your pillow!
Please…just take a nap…please…
Please don’t slobber on me.
Damn it, boy, don’t step on my nads!!!!
You know you don’t have to touch me ALL the time.
stop slobbering.
It’s an okay baby it’s okay. Or come here come here come here! When it is time for changing in her bandage.
Did you just do that?
you are a dog. not a parrot!
Go get in your crate you know better!
You cover your nose with the collar of your shirt and say “omg!!!” As you gasp for air!
What the hell!!!
She’s faster than all the other dogs! She outruns them all!
I told u not to stick your head in there, and now ur stuck! Stand still let me get it! Stop freaking out we have done this before and probably will again!
You’ve got a wiggle butt!
Are you broken?
Get off of my horse!
That’s my pillow!
You seriously did not eat another bra!
I’ve got nothing!
Don’t be so mouthy!
You can’t eat the cat!
If you eat one more couch you’re outta here!
I’m just going to the bathroom, I don’t need your attention right now!
Go see your father, your father wants you!
That’s it, I’m getting a nanny cam!
That’s my teddy bear, you’ve got yours l ave mine alone!
Where did that loaf of bread go
Where did that ham I was thawing go!
Who’s ass was that?
Don’t look at me like that!
Ok, what did you get into now?!?!
Who’s a mommas boy?
I swear I’m getting you a buttplug!
Can I please pee by myself just once this week?
Stop punching your sister.
You’re so nasty! But I Wove you bebe!
Why are you leaning on me?!
Can you scoot over!
The cat doesn’t need you to bathe him!
Stop boxing me, no I don’t need your paw!
You’re not as much help as you think you are!
Get down you deer!
Ohhhh you stinky butt!!!
STOP LICKING THE WINDOW!!!
Who Did It?
Move over!
You snore louder than grandpa!
Did you slime your brother?
Stop arguing with me and get off my bed
Oh, mamma loves her baby boy! I love you!
Stop blaming your sister! I just sat there and watched you do it yourself! You little s*** head.
Get off meeeeee!
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